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The boys start feeling a sense of deja-vu, as if they're repeating the episode "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe." Go to South Park

Ruthless entrepreneur Crassus is building a new housing estate with no regard for health or safety - which results in Stylax's death.

Daniel meets a guy who invented a bike that breaks the sound barrier, and a bachelor who would never pass a background check for "The Bachelor." [S] Go to Tosh.0

Roger suggests that the CIA hold a telethon to raise funds, which Stan says is a stupid idea.

Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos ever found online. This episode focuses on those little blighters commonly known as kids. [S]

After accidentally showing Tom Brady his stuff, Peter is offered to join the New England Patriots football team. Peter turns out to be an MVP of sorts.

Comedy Central proudly presents comedian Sam Jay in her first half-hour stand-up special. [S]

Malcolm dates a popular girl who refuses to be seen in public with him.

The boys are back as South Park returns with season 20, exclusive to Comedy Central! The unrivalled comedy is still as crude, rude and relevant as ever. Go to South Park

Lights Out will feature Spade's signature take on the pop culture news of the day with a few comedian and celebrity friends stopping by to chat.

Eric goes out with his mom to the movies and is embarrassed at first but ends up having a good time. Fez gets a girlfriend and Hyde can't believe that she went from him to Fez and Jackie is jealous because she likes Fez.

Eric and Donna are caught having sex in the Vista Cruiser by the police. They bring them to the Forman's home. Red tells Donna that as an adult she should tell her parents and if she doesn't he will.

The boys are back as South Park returns with season 20, exclusive to Comedy Central! The unrivalled comedy is still as crude, rude and relevant as ever. Go to South Park

Daniel meets a man who became trail mix for bears, talks to the most talented sound machine who isn't from Miami and runs down a list of Hollywood's most horrifying hooves. [S] Go to Tosh.0

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah covers the day's top headlines in politics, pop culture and more. Tonight's guest:

Jimmy's integrity as a newsman runs smack into PC Principal's ideology. Meanwhile, Presidential candidate Mr Garrison is approached by an old friend with alarming news. Go to South Park

With paranoia rampant, the whole of South Park goes gun crazy! All the madness means it's left to PC Principal to save the town from the evil living ad Leslie. Go to South Park

Kyle's dad manages to keep his identity as a troll a secret while he takes his online abuse global. Go to South Park

After reading an erotic novel, Peter begins to think he could write a half-decent one. Which he does.

When Brian's gay cousin Jasper announces he's engaged, Brian suggests they get married right in the Griffin's house.

When Peter tries to build a multiplex in their backyard in order to top Joe's new home theater system, he discovers an ancient Indian burial ground.

When there's a stir downstairs in the middle of the night, the family runs into Peter's panic room to escape the robbers.

The Professor's 'What-If' machine simulates Bender, Leela and Fry's wishes: Bender turns into gigantic robot and Leela impulsively murders her friends.

Fry and Bender face off against an army of aliens on a far-off planet after they join the army to qualify for military discounts.

When Bender inherits a castle from his deceased uncle, he finds himself being pursued by a terrifying, driverless car.

Roger becomes excited when he turns 1600, and he spies on his family as they prepare to throw a birthday party for him.

Stan is finally given the opportunity to become Bullock's personal assistant.

Feeling exhausted all the time, Stan begins taking pills that allow him to stay up all night.

Meg travels abroad to Europe, her exciting adventure comes to a halt when she gets kidnapped.

After Quahog City Hall threatens to shut down Peter's illegally-run business, Peter joins the Tea Party and, with the help of Peter's father-in-law.

While on a cross-country flight, the gang competes to break Wade Boggs' legendary beer drinking record, with Mac as self-appointed "commissioner."

Diane goes off script during BoJack's book tour, jeopardizing Mr. Peanutbutter's new show. Todd gets involved in international affairs.

South Side follows two friends who just graduated community college... so now they're ready to take over the world! But until they do they're stuck at Rent-T-Own, a retail-rental crossroads.

At Francine's insistence, the Smiths go on vacation at a Disneyland-esque theme park Familyland.

After the Griffins become a Nielsen family, everyone gets mad at Peter for convincing the networks to make ridiculous changes to popular shows.

The gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Strictly Come Dancing's Oti and Marius to win thousands of pounds for charity! Go to Your Face or Mine

Tosh.0 is hosted by comedian Daniel Tosh, who provides sarcastic and biting commentary on the various clips. [S] Go to Tosh.0

Stewie and Brian find the man they saw on TV, who turns out to be not Stewie's father, but Stewie's future self, Stu.

After Stewie sees a man on TV in San Fransisco who looks identical to him, he is convinced this man is his father.

Linda comes down with a nasty cold just in time for the Mother's Day show at Wagstaff.

Red and Bob take the guys deer hunting; Hyde chills out, Fez bags dinner using only a few primitive weapons, Kelso is a menace with his gun, and Red and Eric bond in the deer blind.

Eric gets a job at Price Mart as a cashier while Red gets one as a supervisor. Kelso tries to break up with Laurie because she wants a real relationship but Laurie threatens to tell Jackie about her and Kelso.

With her parents away, Jackie plans on throwing a small, classy dinner party. Kelso tries to turn it into a fun party, and invites everyone he knows.

Roger becomes excited when he turns 1600, and he spies on his family as they prepare to throw a birthday party for him.

Roger suggests that the CIA hold a telethon to raise funds, which Stan says is a stupid idea.

After Stewie has a near death experience at the local swimming pool, he decides he needs to make changes in his life in order to become a better person.

When there's a stir downstairs in the middle of the night, the family runs into Peter's panic room to escape the robbers.

Feeling exhausted all the time, Stan begins taking pills that allow him to stay up all night.

After Brian gets a $400 parking ticket, he realizes that Mayor West is a money scamming corrupt Mayor, and sets out to expose the truth.

After reading an erotic novel, Peter begins to think he could write a half-decent one. Which he does.

It's a good thing Bruce Willis can take a hit! Comedy Central, the #1 brand in comedy, joins Roast Master Joseph Gordon-Levitt for the Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis. Also starring life-long friends and comedians all armed and ready to throw barbs. Confirmed Roasters include Nikki Glaser, Lil Rel Howery, Dom Irrera, Edward Norton, Kevin Pollak, Jeff Ross, and Cybill Shepherd. [S]

The boys are upset that movie producers are re-editing their favorite films. They form a group dedicated to fight this injustice. Go to South Park

Tweek's parents become concerned about child abduction, and though they try to teach him how to be safe, they're afraid they have failed. Go to South Park

Randy and Sharon give the boys a videotape of Lord of the Rings to take over to Butters, but the tape was accidentally switched with a porno movie. Go to South Park