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Peter discovers that he was really born in Mexico and his mother has never filled out his U.S. citizenship papers, making him an illegal alien.

Peter starts to treat Megan with more respect and dignity after she was hurt in an accident and Stewie and Brian try their hand at house flipping.

Take New York City, add every horrifying beast, science-fiction freak, and fantasy faerie, shake thoroughly, and you've got UGLY AMERICANS.

Take New York City, add every horrifying beast, science-fiction freak, and fantasy faerie, shake thoroughly, and you've got UGLY AMERICANS.

Take New York City, add every horrifying beast, science-fiction freak, and fantasy faerie, shake thoroughly, and you've got UGLY AMERICANS.

After Planet Express ship is scrapped, professor saves it from the junkyard and rebuilds it into a super racer.

Gene, Louise, and Tina find a large piece of ambergris on the beach, and Louise sells it on the black market. Meanwhile, the parents are having the bathroom renovated.

Learning that she needs a filling, Louise runs away from the dentist and seeks refuge at Aunt Gail's.

Taylor Swift agrees to go to a homecoming dance with Chris after he asks her via online video.

Rob Gronkowski, of the New England Patriots, moves into the house behind the Griffins, and the guys enjoy partying with him until his antics become overwhelming.

Steve and the gang sabotage a stuck-up kid's bar mitzvah, after he hits on Steve's girlfriend, Debbie.

When Stan gets kidnapped in Colombia, Francine fears he is gone for good.

Stan leaves Francine at home to go out with the boys, but guys' night out goes from wild to reckless when Stan finds himself in one compromising situation after another.

Motivated by the promise of a new beachside burger joint, Bob conspires with Felix to convince Mr. Fischoeder to sell Wonder Wharf.

Ms. Cannon discovers that one of her students is an artistic prodigy. Mrs. Adler and Ms. Watson take the mini-society competition to a new level. [S]

Malcolm realizes the entire neighborhood has been throwing a block party when the family leaves town for an annual vacation.

When Jackie realizes she has feelings for Fez, she turns to Donna for help and sees a therapist for love advice.

At Hyde's rocker bonfire, Jackie tries to win Fez's heart by bonding over their shared love for disco.

During a visit to the vet Peter steals a parrot, and decides to become a pirate. Meanwhile Chris falls for the vet's intern. (Amanda Bynes)

The outrageous antics of the Griffin family show no signs of stopping as Family Guy takes a look back at the funniest and most satiric scenes of the past.

Pam takes Archer to her sister's wedding but gets side-tracked with technical difficulties.

South Park is one of the most controversial animated series of all time It's about three 4th graders, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman living in the fictional town of South Park sharing their views of our wicked world with dark, often surreal humour making fun of our pop-cultural icons and celebrities. Go to South Park

The Futurama characters are depicted as animals in a three-part documentary episode modeled after Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.

Gene It On: Tina tries out for cheerleading, but a spirited and enthusiastic spectator Gene makes more of an impression. (S4, E20)

Steve is left home alone when the family takes a trip to look at a potential college for Hayley.

Stan tries to sabotage Francine's plans to make Roger self-sufficient so Francine will not leave Stan for being boring.

When Jackie floods Fez's apartment, Fez almost gets evicted and gives Jackie an ultimatum: stop her freeloading ways or pack up her bags.

Red lets Hyde in on a Valentine's Day secret, Christine opens up to Jackie about her love life, and Randy has big plans for a date.

The guys' friendship is tested when Ders' dad comes to visit. [S] Go to Workaholics

Jay Larson walks a blind man home, Julian McCullough lies to his parents about where he was after school, and Joey Diaz doesn't tell his mom he got held back in school. Go to This Is Not Happening

FAMILY GUY takes viewers behind the scenes of a regular FAMILY GUY production week, with James Woods as the guide.

In this special dramatic episode, Stan begins seeing everyone and everything as piles of shit now that he's turning ten years old, which turns him cynical. Go to South Park

When keeping the basement rodent-free drives Charlie to the brink, the gang decides to throw a surprise party to cheer him up.

Peter discovers that he was really born in Mexico and his mother has never filled out his U.S. citizenship papers, making him an illegal alien.

Stan helps Steve to go above and beyond on his history project, fearing Steve may be losing his smarts. Meanwhile, Klaus longs for a human body again someday.

Stan and Steve become sushi chefs while Haley tries to help Roger seek peace through meditation.

Lois gets Malcolm a job at the store, exposing Lois’s well-kept secret, and Dewey travels to the farm to visit Francis.

Fez's lifestyle as a ladies' man tortures Jackie until he decides to settle down with one woman - crazy Caroline - which forces Jackie to confess her love for him.

When Jackie declares her love to Fez and gets turned down, she makes his life miserable until Fez fights back in an all-out war.

When Montez suspects his wife is cheating on him, the guys help him find the culprit. [S] Go to Workaholics

After Mrs. Adler announces she's pregnant, we're taken back in time to the 1940s, where the women of Fillmore fight for better treatment at work. [S]

South Park is one of the most controversial animated series of all time It's about three 4th graders, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman living in the fictional town of South Park sharing their views of our wicked world with dark, often surreal humour making fun of our pop-cultural icons and celebrities. Go to South Park

Mac and Charlie reflect on their childhood Christmases, and realize that they were not as joyous and wonderful as they remembered.

The guys decide to form a string quartet, but Peter doesn't make the cut. Meanwhile, Brian is forced to be Carter's seeing eye dog.

Slater has the gang swindle the Durhani royal family and Gillette lends a hand.

Stan sets out to find an activity that he can share with Steve and eventually does when he finds out he's good at bowling.

After Planet Express ship is scrapped, professor saves it from the junkyard and rebuilds it into a super racer.

The students of South Park Elementary are the victims of a new gossip website. An elusive hacker is posting all their juicy stories. Go to South Park

During a visit to the vet Peter steals a parrot, and decides to become a pirate. Meanwhile Chris falls for the vet's intern. (Amanda Bynes)

The outrageous antics of the Griffin family show no signs of stopping as Family Guy takes a look back at the funniest and most satiric scenes of the past.

Bob and Teddy become workout buddies when Bob finds out that Teddy's bad health is from his burgers.

A wild bird attack causes chaos at the First Annual Fischoeder Turk-tacular Turkey Town Festival when Linda and the kids go there for Thanksgiving.

Steve is left home alone when the family takes a trip to look at a potential college for Hayley.

Stan tries to sabotage Francine's plans to make Roger self-sufficient so Francine will not leave Stan for being boring.

Ms. Snap contemplates motherhood and the possibility of freezing her eggs, and Ms. Bennigan battles technology in the classroom.

Peter helps Joe out with several crime cases, but when Joe tries to take all the credit, Peter gets extremely angry.

With Mike Eagle & Barpm Vaighn. A smorgasbord of comedic talent from black artists in the form of stand up comedy and rap music.

Jimmy Carr hosts with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. It is comedy's closed thing to a sport as comedians battle it out with the most brutal jokes imaginable. [S]

Jordan and Kobi Libii head to Texas to join two different groups of activists who use guns to get their message across.