New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Left Before Meteor Struck

A team of palaeontologists and archaeologists along with the Costa Rican government have announced the discovery that some dinosaurs were part of an intelligent and advanced civilisation. More importantly, it has been revealed that they left earth on intergalactic spaceships some 66 million years ago, moments before a meteor wiped out their much dumber reptilian cousins. Despite being portrayed as quite intelligent in the movies, evidence now suggests Raptors drove cars and had motorbikes. Which is interesting given what happened in Jurassic World.

Two months ago archaeologists stumbled upon an underground library and research facility said to have been built by the creatures. The facility has a documented history of their civilisation in vast digital libraries and was discovered (ironically) on an island in Costa Rica. The findings were kept secret by the Costa Rican government until experts could verify that the facility was indeed genuine.

Despite appearing to look like other dinosaurs, Raptors and the Tyrannosaurus Rex have much much larger brains, self-awareness, a complex language (similar to Japanese) and highly advanced technology. Their spaceships left earth millions of years ago and audio-visual recordings left behind state that they will not be returning. World leaders have hailed the discovery as a breakthrough but will remain vigilant just in case these dinosaurs decide to return.

In addition, records of pop culture material from their time have also been discovered including 8 seasons of a sitcom called "Everybody Loves Raptor" and a gripping drama series called "House of Claws". More information is being analysed and in light of the news, the validity of the Jurassic Park films franchise has come into question. Film director Steven Spielberg, upon being questioned, stated: "I don't understand why you're breaking my balls, my movie was a work of fiction... just because Raptors were able to direct cinema themselves is a fact I only just found out like the rest of you."