Man Made Entirely Out Of Kale Wins MasterChef Finale
Kale is a leafy green vegetable that is primarily used in salads and green smoothies. However, Man Made Entirely Out Of Kale is a sentient being made entirely out of... kale.
Matt Sinclair and Elena Duggan were the original contestants who had made it to the finale this season. However in the final round, the judges announced a surprise contestant in a winner takes all show down.
The surprise guest of course, was Man Made Entirely Out Of Kale. The bonus round saw the three competitors race to create a second epic dessert by Heston Blumenthal. Remarkably, Man Made Entirely Out Of Kale managed to whip up what was the perfect dessert.
Asked about their thoughts on the victor, Matt had this to say:
“Look, good on him, it was a bit of a surprise but he was the best chef on the night.”
Elena on the other hand had much harsher words:
“He’s a Man Made Entirely Out Of Kale… he’s a fucking monster. Also, since when do we have surprise contestants? Seriously, what is he? Was he born like that? Did someone magically turn a pile of Kale into that… that thing?... I’ve worked too hard for this. Seriously, fuck that guy.”
The outcome of the show has caused a furore online and the shows producers have refused to comment on the winner or where it came from. Matt Preston however had this to say:
“All the contestants on the show are told about the possibility of a surprise contestant in the finale. In fact, if you watch the first episode of this latest season, I very clearly state: By the way guys, the surprise contestant might be a Man Made Entirely Out Of Kale”.
Man Made Entirely Out Of Kale has won $250,000 plus his own magazine column that will aptly be named: Cooking With Man Made Entirely Out Of Kale.
Keen to learn some super mad chef skills? Check out this instructional video from Aunty Donna’s Chef Matthias:
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