Man Made Entirely Out Of Kale Wins MasterChef Finale
On Tuesday night Australians sat and watched the ultimate cooking show down that was the MasterChef season finale. Remarkably, in a historical upset the winner was: Man Made Entirely Out Of Kale.
Kale is a leafy green vegetable that is primarily used in salads and green smoothies. However, Man Made Entirely Out Of Kale is a sentient being made entirely out of... kale.
Matt Sinclair and Elena Duggan were the original contestants who had made it to the finale this season. However in the final round, the judges announced a surprise contestant in a winner takes all show down.
The surprise guest of course, was Man Made Entirely Out Of Kale. The bonus round saw the three competitors race to create a second epic dessert by Heston Blumenthal. Remarkably, Man Made Entirely Out Of Kale managed to whip up what was the perfect dessert.
Asked about their thoughts on the victor, Matt had this to say:
“Look, good on him, it was a bit of a surprise but he was the best chef on the night.”
Elena on the other hand had much harsher words:
“He’s a Man Made Entirely Out Of Kale… he’s a fucking monster. Also, since when do we have surprise contestants? Seriously, what is he? Was he born like that? Did someone magically turn a pile of Kale into that… that thing?... I’ve worked too hard for this. Seriously, fuck that guy.”
The outcome of the show has caused a furore online and the shows producers have refused to comment on the winner or where it came from. Matt Preston however had this to say:
“All the contestants on the show are told about the possibility of a surprise contestant in the finale. In fact, if you watch the first episode of this latest season, I very clearly state: By the way guys, the surprise contestant might be a Man Made Entirely Out Of Kale”.
Man Made Entirely Out Of Kale has won $250,000 plus his own magazine column that will aptly be named: Cooking With Man Made Entirely Out Of Kale.
Keen to learn some super mad chef skills? Check out this instructional video from Aunty Donna’s Chef Matthias:
Comedy Central is Bringing Back the Ultimate Comedy Festival: Clusterfest
The three day festival of comedy, music, installations that is the ultimate Clusterfu-fest...
12 Questions With Guy Williams
NZ Comedian Guy Williams loves (and hates) being interviewed... here are some more thoughts from him on that very topic.
12 Questions With Rose Matafeo
Ahead of our festival in NZ, we asked Rose Matafeo some questions about comedy, comedy and comedy...
11 Questions with Guy Montgomery
Curious about the life of a comedian? Here are 11 questions we asked to get some insights ahead of our festival across NZ!
Guess Jimmy Carr’s One Liners and Win Tickets to his Live Stand Up Show!
How well do you know Jimmy Carr’s comedy? Find out and you could win a double pass to his latest show!
NZ is Getting A Summer Comedy Festival...
Hold on to your jaws… Comedy Central is presenting a comedy festival In New Zealand across four big nights.
Fans of The Big Lez Show Voted on the next Spin Off... Here are the Results!
We asked you which character should get a spin off and your answers were skitz…
Spot The Toy & Win Some Of LoveHoney's Broad City Goodies
Think you know your lipsticks from your pocket rockets? Take our challenge and you could win a whole bunch of Broad City sex toys…
The Jim Jefferies Shows Podcast Is Out!
You read right… Jim Jefferies has launched a podcast series based off his Comedy Central show The Jim Jefferies Show.
Win A Signed Skateboard From The Creators Of The Big Lez Show
Want to be the proud owner of one of these boards? Here's how...
GALLERY: Every New Sasquatch in The Big Lez Show
A tribute to some new furry friends…
There’s Now A Kiwi Sasquatch in The Big Lez Show…
He travelled across the Tasman… on his stand up paddle board.