Comedy Central’s Guide To Leaving The Tap On
Therefore, we have decided to write this handy guide for anyone who wants to leave a tap on. Unlike our First Week Guides (of which you should read each and every single one) this handy guide offers a short step by step method to leaving any tap on whether it’s in the kitchen, bathroom, public restroom or your friend’s house.
5 Easy Steps
Step 1: After you have finished with the tap. Do not turn it off.
Step 2: Make sure that clean, drinkable water continues to pour out of the tap (the kind of water many people throughout the world don’t have access to! Yum!)
Step 3: This step is optional but make sure the tap is on at a moderate to high level of pressure so that when the next person discovers it, they realise you were a complete f*ck head for leaving the tap on.
Step 4: Turn around and walk away, listen to the sound of the running water, and contemplate your actions and what they do or don’t mean. If you’re a sociopath, this step should be easy enough, but for most of us a slow creeping sense of guilt should begin to seep in.
Step 5: Spend the rest of your day enjoying the fact that you left the tap on.
Do’s, Don’ts and Definitely Don’ts:
Leave the tap on.
Leave it on at a moderate to high level of pressure.
Feel awful about it later.
Not leave the tap off.
Leave the tap on… why are you even reading this.
Not feel like a f*ck head.
Not not leave the tap on.
Try this at home.
Suggest others try this at your home.
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