Racist Statistician Admits Australia Isn’t Full
Arnold Grey is a rabid xenophobic hate monger; he's also one of the leading experts on statistics in Australia. Mr Grey has lived his life by numbers and percentiles as well as a strong belief in the superiority of the white race.
On Monday, Mr Grey was crunching the numbers and attempting to figure out if Australia was literally full. He was desperate to figure it out so that he could justify the all too familiar slogan: F*ck Off, We’re Full.
“I've approached this problem from every angle, there is simply no way we can say that Australia is full.”
Whether it's in terms of landmass or population. Mr Grey was unable to justify the fact that Australia is full. If anything, he has concluded that Australia has plenty of space.
“We simply are not full. I have strong opinions, I’m proud of my heritage and I believe the coming race wars will decide the fate of humanity… but I’m also a mathematician and have a deep respect for the power of numbers. So all those immigrants should f*ck off, not because we’re full, but because we’re simply not going to accommodate them.”
Either way, it appears mathematics (and humanity) has won this round. Comedy Central Australia decided to take Mr Grey's findings and create this handy info graphic just in case you find numbers super boring:
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