Parking Inspector Admits He’s A C*nt After Lifetime Of Self Denial
We all experience some form of bullying during our lives, some more than others. But once in awhile, people get dealt a bad hand during their life and decide to take it out on society.
Some go on killing sprees, some decide to live forever isolated at the ends of the earth, the rest become parking inspectors. Once in awhile, these tormented souls of hatred have fleeting moments of clarity, in which their inner monologue breaks through and says: “hang on a second, I’m a c*nt. A complete and utter c*nt”
Bob Flinders (54) is one of those people. Bob has been working as a parking inspector for his local council for five years and on Tuesday, after printing out a fine for a silver Mazda 6 (licence plate number: URG-H11), had a moment of clarity. Bob looked up at the blue sky, and realised a fundamental truth about the nature of his being: that he’s an absolute c*nt.
“For the first time in my life I had a sense of who I was… the creature that I am.”
Despite congratulating Bob on his new found enlightenment, Comedy Central Human People feels that we shouldn’t get too carried away with labelling any and all parking inspectors as c*nts. Just like lawyers, real estate agents and advertisers… Bob is absolute scum, but he’s also just doing his job.
Perhaps they can’t find employment elsewhere because of past mistakes… and maybe they’re simply trying to make it in this big bad VR simulation we call life. We also need them, after all, regulations exist so that our futuristic mechanical horse machines don’t stay in one spot for too long and cause havoc.
The common parking inspector pisses off 1 in 5 Australians every 8 minutes. If you’ve been pissed off by a parking inspector, don’t take it out on them. Instead, like Comedy Central Australia on Facebook and Twitter.
If you are a parking inspector and have realised what you are, please call the Parking Inspectors Hotline on 5455 9687 7353. We need you… but only some of you.
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