Attractive Friend Agrees To Pose In Tinder Photo
On Thursday evening while at a pub with friends, Josh DuPont of Surry Hills realised a way he could boost his chances of matching with people on Tinder.
Sneakily, Josh suggested he and his friend Sarah take a photo together in order to quote: “remember the good times.” Sarah felt this had come out of nowhere, and figured out what Josh was up to.
“I could see it in his eyes, he wanted a photo with me so he could put it on his tinder profile.”
Upon being questioned about this, Josh at first denied it but came around and admitted that Sarah was right. Josh felt that by taking a photo with Sarah, he could increase the chances of someone swiping right.
“Tinder is all about standing out from the crowd. If girls see you have attractive female friends (possibly even an attractive ex) then they might assume you’re someone worth dating.”
Despite the contrived nature of his request, Sarah obliged on the grounds he could do with the help.
“Josh is a 6 at best… if someone sees him with a 9, this would raise him to at least a 6.5”
Josh seemed to agree:
“I’m a solid 7.5 and Sarah is an 8 so a photo with her would surely raise me to an 8.5.”
After posting his new photo on his tinder profile, Josh began swiping… a smile on his face, his finger bounced around the face of his smart phone playing the tedious game of love. His eyes lit up when he came upon a photo of three girls, he showed us the photo and remarked “check her out, I’m swiping right for sure!”
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