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Trump Says New iPhone Is Right Size For His Hands But Maintains He Has A Big Dick

Presidential nominee and psychopath Donald Trump has purchased the new iPhone SE, stating the phone is the right size for his small entitled hands. However the billionaire maintains he still has a big dick.
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Tuesday, March 22, 2016 - 11:37

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Apple have launched the new iPhone SE, a smaller cheaper but equally powerful model of their flagship telephone machine. The company has stated the reason for the release is because of a demand for smaller phones. Suprisingly (or unsurprisingly) first in line for the phone has been Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump (whose actual last name is Drumpf.)

At a press junket, Trump claimed his new phone is just the right size for his hands. However immediately after making the statement, the billionaire meglomaniac qualified his statement with the line: "...but I still have a big dick." 

The statement has added further fuel to the speculative bonfire that Trump knows that we all know he has a small dick and thinks we care.

For more Drumpf content, check out our Roast of him: 

 

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