Programmers Rush To Update Melania Trump So She Can Operate As First Lady
THX1138 was created for Donald Trump several years ago because Mr Trump wanted a wife but didn’t want to deal with a divorce. Given his surprise victory in the US election, Melania Trump will soon become the first non-human First Lady of the United States. But the unexpectedness of it all has revealed that the engineers, programmers and technicians who created Melania, never programmed her to operate as a First Lady.
Peter Peterson, a software engineer at DNA Robotics, a popular manufacturer of androids and cyborgs has explained that Melania’s entire software infrastructure will need to be re-developed before Donald J. Trump is sworn in as President.
"...I was going to take a holiday but now I have to get down to some serious coding”
This isn’t the first hiccup faced by the engineers, earlier this year THX1138 needed a software update due to the sheer amount of data she was absorbing during the election campaign. The effects of the malfunctioning that occured were seen at the Republican National Convention when she reverted to compiling and plagarising a speech that Michelle Obama gave several years ago.
The new operating system will be far more advanced and will more than likely make Melania an okay-to-effective First Lady. “The most pertinent issue we need to address is security. Given Melania will be within proximity to things such as nuclear codes, it’s important her system cannot be hacked or manipulated.”
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