Bookmakers Replace Greyhound Racing With Cat Throwing
Now that greyhound racing is banned, a new “betting sport” has popped up: Cat Throwing. Invented on Thursday afternoon by Dave down at the tracks in Wentworth, the game has caught on big.
Problem gamblers are flocking to place bets to see which now-unemployed dog trainer can throw a cat the farthest down what used to be a greyhound racing track. Animal rights activists have already started campaigning against the “sport” claiming it's cruel to throw cats.
Comedy Central and any human being would agree that it is indeed cruel, but we thought we’d ask some of the pro-cat throwers what they thought:
Yeah nah, like cats land on their feet hey… so it’s not that big a deal mate. Just throw-em, see how far you can throw-em and that’s that mate… they gots nine lives. – Glenn, Cat Thrower
Although Cat Throwing is only 6 hours young, it’s sure to gain traction and is reminiscent of various other cruel animal-games such as: rat rubbing, chicken f*ck, horse racing and cow time.
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