50 Fake Names To Put On Your Census Form

The census is run by the Australian Bureau of Statistics in order to collect information about the population. Why? In order to help the government determine the best way to implement various policies on health, education and infrastructure.

But the census also requires a bunch of other somewhat irrelevant information, such as your name. This of course, is part of the steady slippery slope towards an inefficient police state.

To avoid your future “processing” by the Ministry of Happiness. We’ve come up with 50 fake names for you to put on your Census form:

Daenerys Targaryen
Jon Snow
Gregor Clegane
Arya Stark
Cersei Lannister
Sandor Clegane
Sansa Stark
Margaery Tyrell
Ramsay Bolton
Tyrion Lannister
Khal Drogo
Joffrey Baratheon
Petyr Baelish
Bran Stark
Lord Varys
Eddard Stark
Catelyn Stark
Dario Naharis
Tormund Giantsbane
Theon Greyjoy
Robb Stark
Tommen Baratheon
Jeor Mormont
Davos Seaworth
Jaime Lannister
Jorah Mormont
Oberyn Martell
Renly Baratheon
Grey Worm
Samwell Tarly
Loras Tyrell
Robert Baratheon
Benjen Stark
Roose Bolton
Meera Reed
Rickon Stark
Stannis Baratheon
George R. R. Martin
David Benioff
D.B. Weiss
John Smith
Jane Smith
Joe Smith
Job Smith
Josh Smith
Dan Smith
Dane Smith
Don Smith
Ronald McDonald
Malcolm Turnbull
Peter Pan

So there you have it. Those are the names that we totally made up on our own... now we’ve helped you with your name, feel free to disclose all your illegal escapades without worry. If you need our help to conceive a new world religion to report, don’t ask us, be creative!... or ask the government.

One man who hates authority is Mike Nolan, watch him confront the law in Ep 2 of The Mike Nolan Show…