50 Fake Names To Put On Your Census Form
The census is run by the Australian Bureau of Statistics in order to collect information about the population. Why? In order to help the government determine the best way to implement various policies on health, education and infrastructure.
But the census also requires a bunch of other somewhat irrelevant information, such as your name. This of course, is part of the steady slippery slope towards an inefficient police state.
To avoid your future “processing” by the Ministry of Happiness. We’ve come up with 50 fake names for you to put on your Census form:
George R. R. Martin
So there you have it. Those are the names that we totally made up on our own... now we’ve helped you with your name, feel free to disclose all your illegal escapades without worry. If you need our help to conceive a new world religion to report, don’t ask us, be creative!... or ask the government.
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