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Guess Jimmy Carr’s One Liners and Win Tickets to his Live Stand Up Show!

How well do you know Jimmy Carr’s comedy? Find out and you could win a double pass to his latest show!
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Monday, January 8, 2018 - 17:37

Jimmy Carr is touring Australia (and tickets are selling fast!) luckily we’ve got double passes to his shows in all major cities. But we’re not just throwing these away… you’ll have to work for these (just like everything else in life.)

All you need to do is sign up to the Comedy Central 'Choice Cuts' newsletter, and guess which of the below one liners ISN'T a joke of his:

 

Winners will be contacted by 5pm on the following dates, so be sure to check your email - don't miss out!

ADELAIDE: Tuesday 23 January

PERTH: Monday 29 January

MELBOURNE, HOBART & BRISBANE: Wednesday 14 February

SYDNEY: Friday 28 February

If this competition was too hard for you or you miss out or just get the answer wrong... you can book tickets right here (just do it fast!)

For Terms & Conditions, click here.

Keen to see more Jimmy Carr on Comedy Central? Check out his show: “Your Face Or Mine” Tuesdays 9.30pm on Fetch Channel 108.

Catch some of Jimmy's best burns on 'Your Face Or Mine' below!

 

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