BREAKING: Comedy Central Will Be Launching Australian TV Channel

This website has a lot of fun and funny articles. Occassionally we like to do a bit* of news, so here it is: Comedy Central will be launching here in Australia land as a TV channel on Fetch TV!

This is big, real big. The channel will offer 24 hour non-stop comedy for your eye balls and ears... catch all of our excellent shows from South Park to The Daily Show, Inside Amy Schumer, Key & Peele and Broad City as well as a slate of classic content from our vaults. This is going to be great you guys, it will be the world's purest CC channel. The channel will also have stand up, roasts as well as original locally commissioned content.

Comedy Central is not the Comedy Channel (they're good friends of ours who licence some of our excellent shows)... but now we've got our very own channel on Fetch TV.

So get excited Australia, because our global domination of funny has now gone to the next level.

But before you drop your phone/tablet and run to your nearest shopping centre to buy a TV, lets answer some questions:

What is television? Television was invented in 1974 by Sir Edmund Vision. While bored and angry after being dumped by his lady friend, Sir Vision threw a telephone at his microwave... at that very moment, a portal opened and fused the microwave and telephone together to create what we now know as a television (or, as one professor at the University of Sydney** called it: a moving picture box. A toaster for story telling.)

What is Fetch TV? Fetch TV is a TV service provided directly via your internet service provider.

What is the Internet? A military project designed and developed by the US Navy which then evolved into a somewhat ground breaking reality altering screen monster. It's made the world a better place, but it can also be really tedious and annoying at times.

What happens when the internet shuts down? That question is best answered with this:

*Just a bit, we're not nerds.
**University of Melbourne